- Me: Hey mom can I get this Adventure Time hoodie it's on sale.
- Mom: So now instead of Fullmetal and Doctor Who, this Adventure Time is your favorite?
- Me: No, I still like FMA and Doctor Who... there's just no new episodes, so this gives me something to look forward to.
- Mom: My poor daughter... what kind of life do you have, looking forward to Adventure Time episodes. You need to get a boyfriend.
MY SISTER IS FUCKING LOONYTOONS. GO BACK TO MIAMI PLEASE.
I always thought Ed sounded like he was giving birth in this scene…oKAY I KNOW THIS SCENE IS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY DRAMATIC BUT I STARTED LAUGHING AS SOON AS I SAW HIS FACE
FDgdsfhGDS IM SORRY OKAY
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE?
oh my god
that was all i could think of while watching it so i felt awkward like
ED’S IN LABOR oh my god.
ACK-
SHUT UP!!
YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO’S IN PAIN!
no edobby but it’s true
1 week ago · 36 notes · Source
what I’m assuming was the most awkward moment for Loki
I don’t get it, but I assume that once I do, it’ll be puh-retty awkward.
awww precious Loki
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Zodiac Signs and the weapons they’d use for murder, and how they’d do it.
Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they’d start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
Taurus: Their bare hands, and they’d strangle you to death. They’d stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic “I got you in the end, you know.” phrases while doing it.
Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they’re clever, so they’d figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they’d probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they’d cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
Cancer: They’d take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
Leo: They’d make a whole sport of it- they’d find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you’d here “let the games begin!” and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
Virgo: They’d make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they’d cover their tracks well enough.
Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they’d definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well…but in order to get you back, they’d get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they’d talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They’d want it to be quick and clean, and they’d have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
Aquarius: It’d either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they’d make an example of you in front of a bunch of their “followers” which they’d most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
Pisces: They’d capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about “how it feels” to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They’d make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they’d prolongue it is they’d enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
it fits Edo so well…Tucker, Father
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Lollipop (Candyman)
by Aqua
Aqua - Lollipop (Candyman)
hueheuheuhuehuehue
shit I think we still have this CD
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one of the most bizarre and hilarious videos ive ever found
this guy, on a livestream, goes on the old microsoft worlds servers where a group of users distubingly seem to have been waiting since the 90s for newcomers to show around the place
I am legitimately freaked out by this. I fully believe that some pure evil force created this and whoever plays it is cursed with inevitable damnation.
This is like LSD became an MMO and, by some miracle of satan, it managed to become creepier. Like, a LOT creepier.
This is the far edge of the internet, where reason and sanity break down and the world as we know it ceases to exist.
I found this again, why didn’t I reblog it the first time
because christ
Since this came around, I feel like I should talk a bit
I promised I wouldn’t but whatever
Me andsomepals played this and encountered firsthand the subject of a vast underground reservoir of paranormal lore and /x/ creepypasta.
We discovered multiple things:
1) There are legitimately people who still play this game. They still log on, chat to eachother, and converse in lingo you only thought existed in hilariously bad dating adbots.
2) There is more than likely a cult ingrained within the community. They wear similiar avatars, stalk players and send disturbing and vague messages. They appear to have control over other players and aren’t bound by the maps of the game. None of the other regulars acknowledge their existence.
3) We danced around one of which with our ridiculous avatars and he teleported us to a hell map for a satanic ritual, forcing our accounts to recite things.
4) Then he teleported us to a gay bar.
It was incredible. If you can convince some friends to experience this with you, you will hold it with you for the rest of your life.
so who wants to play this with me
Wow.
I don’t get why everyone is getting so worked up this what has happened to me every time I’ve tried loading up secondlife
this is kind of what I imagined the entire internet would be when I was younger
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